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A: Mississippi Q: What does marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common? If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. A: Because they're all in HIGH school Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds? A: Marijuana Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka?
A: Han So-high Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
When we have sex after smoking, there's definitely more of an observational quality to it.
I'm kind of outside myself, observing, instead of in it and in my head. And afterward, I feel like I'm more open to talking about something that happened or something that I liked.
The funny thing was, she was acting like she was privy to these amazing ideas no one had ever had before, and was getting all excited about sharing her religious message with a spiritually deprived world. It’s called Rastafarianism.” The last girl I was in love with was a pothead. I once dated someone who would smoke a couple nights a week.
We both got really high and went to the opera for my birthday, which seemed like a great idea — until it wasn’t. It’s snowing onstage and you don’t know why everyone is singing in tongues, and all these fancily dressed people are glaring at you. When she smoked, she’d either be next to normal or high out of her head.
She then told me, at length, about the “new” ideas she was having concerning marijuana and spirituality.
We both attribute the amount of weed we smoke — we light up almost every day — to the fact that our jobs are so highly technical. If you're a functional pothead, you don't have to think twice about it." – Emily, 28, web designer, San Francisco, CAThe Post-Alcohol Smoker"My boyfriend is pretty much the only person I smoke with..home, at night, or on weekends during the day.
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
A: A pot belly Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?